As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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