Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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