Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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