I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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