Need sex. Gaining weight.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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