Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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