: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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