theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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