I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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