I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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