i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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