Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
