I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize