She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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