I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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