I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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