Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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