Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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