i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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