ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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