is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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