we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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