How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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