I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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