He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize
