We're facebook friends in real life
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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