sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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