Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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