I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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