1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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