He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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