is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
honey bunches of taint.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We need to get me chipped asap
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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