Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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