You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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