Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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