piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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