Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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