just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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