The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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