so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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