Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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