Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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