i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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