He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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