his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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