i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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