I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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