I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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