they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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