IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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