David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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