just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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